LAW & ORDER: C-rhyme and PUN-ishment

Book by Jane Jeffries and Jim Jeffries
Music and Lyrics by Bill Francoeur



The Show

In the nursery rhyme justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups — the detectives, who investigate the crime, and the magistrates, who prosecute the defenders.  These are their rhymes.  The Inspector and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!)  have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected.  Can they solve the c-rhyme?  With hilarious musical numbers like “Mountain of Love,” “Eggicide,” and “What the HONK Is Going On?,” the yolk’s on you if you think this tongue-in-cheek musical is for young children.  There are so many puns and plot twists in this Law and Order spoof, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!



The Program begins Monday, July 8.

Cost: $450 per child | Subsidies available upon request

For Ages 8-11

Program Dates

Monday, July 8 - Friday, July 26
9:00 am - 4:00 pm


Friday, July 26 | 7:00 pm

Tickets $10 each

LYTE's Subsidy Program

LYTE strives to provide a professional quality theatre program for youth. We also believe that every child should have access to a theatre education, regardless of family finances. Our subsidy program was designed to assist parents with registration fees by deferring a portion of these costs.

Subsidies are determined on a case by case basis. If you require a subsidy for one of our programs, please email Program Coordinator Ruth Noonan for information.